the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The power to see through windows!

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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The power to have no powers!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!