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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"
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The power to be immune to every third bullet.
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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.
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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.
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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).
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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities
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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write
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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times
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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours
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The super power to kill yourself at will
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The power to make out of thin air
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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.
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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year
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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.
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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground
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The power to fly, but only on the moon
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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.
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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.
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The power to think of any superpower but not have it
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The power to turn into a tree.
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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.
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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake
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The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!