The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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The power to ?-1.

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the power to die on command

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The power to pee ants.

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The power to summon unspendable money

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!