the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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the power to die at will

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!