The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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the power to fly indoors

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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the power to have no one read this post

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The ability to make your text green on google

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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The power spite flower

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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The power to make out of thin air

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!