Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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Asexual reproduction.

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!