The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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Imortality.

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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the power to see through bananas

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!