The power to create all the powers on this site

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to understand math.

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!