The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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The power to eat food

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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the power to die at will

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to never finish your sente

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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The power to put out light from your butt

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!