the power to glow in the light

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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The power to be a normal human

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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The power to think about useless power

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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the power to send future you crazy

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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The ability to do nothing

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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The power to shit in your eye

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to be bad at everything

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power to see through glass

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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the power to see when the lights are on

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!