The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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The power to be -100% faster...

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the power to see the present.

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The power to attract bullets

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!