The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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The power to change the color of your piss

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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The power to snore.

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The power to see through bones.

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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Swiss army teeth.

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!