The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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the power to see when the lights are on

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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The power to see the present.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The ability to rape the willing.

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!