The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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the power to make elton john gay

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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The power to commit suicide.

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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The ability to create pointless super powers

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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The power to turn things in to wood

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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!