the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

thumb_up thumb_down +20

the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

thumb_up thumb_down +16

The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

The power to pick thing up with your feet

thumb_up thumb_down +16

The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +12

The power to liquify yourself.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

The Power to die at will

thumb_up thumb_down +8

The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

the power to smell tastebuds

thumb_up thumb_down -16

The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

thumb_up thumb_down -20

The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

The power to make a sound that attracts whales

thumb_up thumb_down -40

the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

thumb_up thumb_down -66

The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

thumb_up thumb_down +181

The power to summon earthworms

thumb_up thumb_down +155

The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

thumb_up thumb_down +113

The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

thumb_up thumb_down +113

Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

thumb_up thumb_down +95

the ability to die once you have died

thumb_up thumb_down +93

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!