for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The power to stay a virgin

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The power to have the longest little finger

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the power to not have power

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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The power to fart in colour

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The power to look through glass.

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The power to wink with both eyes

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The power to write in invisible ink

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!