The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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The power to switch gender identity

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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The power to burn ashes

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The power to predict the past.

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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the power to poo every time someone asks you out

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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The power to go through open windows

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!