The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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The power to understand math.

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!