The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The power to jump -50% higher

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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the power to fly indoors

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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the power to have no one read this post

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The power to catch em all

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The power to have a small penis

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the power to die at will

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!