The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!