The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The power to ?-1.

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the power to die on command

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The power to talk to dust

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The power to read

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The power to turn into a tree.

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The power to jump -50% higher

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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the power to fly indoors

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!