The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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Have sex but not feel it

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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The power to break your bones on command.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The power to ?-1.

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The power to read

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The power to turn into a tree.

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!