The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The power to turn into paper

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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black people

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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The power to do NOTHING!

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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The power to pee ants.

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The power to wink really fast.

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!