To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

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The power to know WTF is going on

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the ability to darken darkness

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The power to write a country song

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

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The power to be justin beiber

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the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!