The power to be a normal person

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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The power to bleed

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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A power level of under 9000.

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!