The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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The power to suck deez nuts

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The power to get thumbs down.

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The power to die at will

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to do your homework.

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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The superpower to have a superpower

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The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.

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The power of throwing back grenades

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!