The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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The power to not have any power.

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the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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The power to breathe

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!