The power to speak Braille.

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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Death at will

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the power to

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The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The power to turn wine into water

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The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The power to shrink by 23 centimetres every time you sneeze

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!