the power to make music for deaf people

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

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The power to resist trolling.

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!