The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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the power to say candlejack and li

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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The power to die and get away with it

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The power to suck deez nuts

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The power to get thumbs down.

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THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power to die at will

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.

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The power of throwing back grenades

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!