The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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The power to never end your .

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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The power to write about power.

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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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The ability to shrink your penis

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!