The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The power to bleed

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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The power to write about power.

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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The ability to shrink your penis

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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The ability to not finish sen...

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!