The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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The power to make pointless super powers

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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the power to die....

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Balls.

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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The power to float without gravity.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!