The ability to read a book by its cover

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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The power to not Waste time

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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the power to become semi-transparent

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The power of trolling your self

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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The power to use windows 10.

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KeemStar

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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Night vision that only works during the day

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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The power to shit brix

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!