The power to drink water and pee immediately.

The power to fart 5 times bigger

The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

The power to start a zombie apocalypse

The power to summon unspendable money

the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

The power to infinitely generate cardboard

The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!