Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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The power to do NOTHING!

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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the power to die on command

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The power to pee ants.

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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The power to wink really fast.

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!