The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The ability to make your text green on google

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the power to poo every time someone asks you out

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The power to make out of thin air

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Have sex but not feel it

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Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

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The power to break your bones on command.

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!