power to breathe

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to teleport through open doors

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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the power to win the crying game

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!