The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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Liam Brudenell

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The power to lick your own back...

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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The power to vote in a communist state.

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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the power to say candlejack and li

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!