Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

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The power to break your bones on command.

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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Asexual reproduction.

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!