The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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Retractable Teeth

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!