The power to move objects by touching them.

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The power to silence explosions.

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The power to see through windows!

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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The power to run if you have no legs

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The power spite flower

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!