The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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The power to silence explosions.

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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The power to fill in ___ blank

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The power to burn ashes

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the power to see through bananas

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!