The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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The power to burn ashes

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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the power to see through bananas

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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The power to make out of thin air

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!