The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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The power to shit brix

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The power to catch em all

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

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The power to ?-1.

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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the power to become semi-transparent

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The power to summon unspendable money

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!