The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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The power to turn into paper

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

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The power to die in one second

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The power to be really bad at math.

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!