The power to pee ants.

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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The power to read

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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The Power of cheese

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!