The power to create nothing out of nothing

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the power to fly indoors

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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Have sex but not feel it

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!