The power to not Waste time

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The power to teleport through open doors

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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The power to use windows 10.

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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Night vision that only works during the day

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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The power to shit brix

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The power to state the obvious.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!