The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The power to die at will

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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the power to die....

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The power of throwing back grenades

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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the power to bi ugly

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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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The power to float without gravity.

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!