The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The power to be a normal person

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The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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The power to sing but your mute

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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The power to see through windows

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!