The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The power to turn into a plant cell

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to speak Braille.

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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The power to shrink by 23 centimetres every time you sneeze

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The power to see through water

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!