the power to say candlejack and li

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The superpower to have a superpower

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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the power to win the crying game

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The ability to not finish sen...

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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The power of creating poop.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!