The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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power to breathe

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The power to never end your .

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The power to grow boobs

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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the ability to darken darkness

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The power to know WTF is going on

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The power of trolling your self

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!